There are moments in life where no AI can stand in for you. The interview. The pitch. The test. The negotiation. The first impression.
The message that needs to land. No bot can breathe for you. No algorithm can make you present. These are the moments we prepare you for.
What are you facing right now?
→ A job interview
→ A pitch or presentation
→ The Sproochentest
→ A negotiation or sale
→ Building your personal brand
→ Writing that needs to sound like you
→ Social media that actually feels real Jump to what fits.
Or read on, you might find more than one.
01 — INTERVIEW PREP
For: Professionals preparing for their next career move
You've prepared the answers. But preparation alone won't save you when nerves take over and your mind goes blank. We work on your presence, not just your script , your body language, your breathing, your ability to think clearly when it counts the most. Because the best answer in the room means nothing if you can't deliver it.
Who this is for: Expats navigating a new job market. Professionals returning after a gap. Anyone who freezes under pressure.
◈ ANALOG MADE: real feedback, real sessions.
→ Book a session
02 — PITCH TRAINING
For: Founders, creatives, and professionals who need to convince a room
Investors don't fund decks. They fund people they believe in. We help you own the room — not with tricks, but with clarity, conviction, and the kind of calm that makes people lean in. Who this is for: Founders preparing for investor meetings. Professionals pitching ideas internally. Anyone who knows their idea is good but struggles to make others feel it. ◈ ANALOG MADE — your pitch, your voice, your presence. → Book a session
03 — SPROOCHENTEST PREP
For: Expats in Luxembourg preparing for citizenship or residency
A language test is never just a language test. It's nerve management. It's presence. It's knowing how to breathe when your future feels like it's sitting across the table. We've been there. We'll get you ready. Who this is for: Expats in Luxembourg preparing for the Sproochentest. Anyone who knows the language but freezes when it officially counts. ◈ ANALOG MADE — real preparation for a real moment. → Book a session
04 — SALES & NEGOTIATION FOR REAL LIFE
For: Anyone who needs to ask for more — and mean it
Not corporate scripts. Not closing techniques. Real conversations where you ask for what you're worth, hold your ground with grace, and leave the room with a yes — or with your dignity intact. Which sometimes matters more. Who this is for: Freelancers negotiating rates. Employees asking for a raise. Anyone who always leaves wishing they had said something different. ◈ ANALOG MADE — honest strategy for real conversations. → Book a session
05 — PERSONAL BRANDING FOR REAL IMPACT
For: Professionals whose presence doesn't yet match their ability
Not a LinkedIn makeover. A clear answer to the question: what do people feel when they're around you? We help you close the gap between who you are and how you show up — so your presence finally matches your ability. Who this is for: Expats rebuilding their professional identity. Professionals transitioning to a new field. Anyone who feels invisible despite being capable. ◈ ANALOG MADE — your identity, sharpened and made visible. → Book a session
06 — COPY WRITTEN FOR HUMANS
For: People who need words that sound like them, only sharper
Your bio. Your cover letter. Your website. Your message to the person who matters. Written by a human, for a human, to make another human feel something. No AI filler. No generic phrasing. Just words that actually sound like you — only sharper. Who this is for: Anyone whose writing sounds like everyone else's. Professionals who know what they want to say but can't find the words. People tired of sounding like a template. ◈ ANALOG MADE — every word written by hand, for you. → Request copy
07 — SOCIAL MEDIA THAT FEELS REAL
For: People who want a presence online that actually sounds human
Not a content calendar. Not 30 posts generated in 30 minutes. A voice. A presence. A reason for people to stop scrolling and actually read. Built around what makes you different — not what the algorithm wants today. Who this is for: Professionals who want to build a real audience. Anyone whose social media sounds like a brand, not a person. People who tried AI content and felt empty posting it. ◈ ANALOG MADE — your voice, amplified without losing itself.
→ Let's talk
Not sure where to start? Tell us your situation in two lines.
We'll tell you exactly what you need.
The Pilot Series is launching in Luxembourg.
Spots are limited and curated by hand.
→ Apply for the Pilot Series
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